ana voog (ana) wrote,
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random thoughts for no reason

i want a gold tooth like a pirate.

i think people with gaps between their 2 front teeth are sexy, like david letterman and sandra bernhard.

i have a thing about teeth. it's the 3rd thing i check on a person, 1st being the eyes, the 2nd being the shoes, 3rd is teeth, 4th is fingernails and hands.
you can know a lot about a person by observing these 4 things.

when i come my orgasms are white
sometimes orange

my favourite flower are white peonies

i prefer roses to be yellow

lilacs make me sad but i adore them to pieces

i mark my life points by when i see the 1st dandelion, when i see the 1st robin, when i see the 1st monarch butterfly,
and when the smell of fall comes and the then the snow squeaks, although tho snow doesn't squeak much anymore

i find the sound of bowed cymbals to be the most unbearable noise in the entire universe, second only to leaf blowers and lawn mowers.

i don't find children singing to be particularily charming

i can't stand for anyone to watch me brush my teeth.

i hate when people "fake" being "into" a song by nodding their heads, whistling nervously to it, or drumming on things all of out of time with the song.

i hate saliva.

i love to burp but have never made an effort to burp on purpose.

i love pigeons and squirrels and i can't understand why some people don't

i run on solar power

i don't think i could eat a brain taco, but i might try.

i love black licorice altoids but cannot find them anymore.

i cannot stay in a place with bad lighting for a long period of time.

some rocks are friendlier than others

i broke a bone once

i like rust

i'm addicted to lip balm

i am a compulsive nose powderer

i can smell when people are depressed or angry or uptight.

i dislike wearing mascara

i would eat sushi every day if i could

there nothing finer than a nice pen except a good fried egg sandwhich

the beach boys are overrated

i don't get off on poetry much, but if i like it i really like it.

pumpkins are comforting

i love the smell of old houses

whenever i watch jesus christ superstar it makes me cry

i don't watch it often

i support the NRA

i only like telephones with rotary dials

i make the soup and the string

scissors are my friend

i love the pooka dog

if you try to tickle me i will punch you with all my might.
it's my natural reflex to do so.

if you continue to tickle me anyway, you will be on my bad side

i love the smell of limestone

i rarely ever do anything to intentionally piss anyone off

i have an eagle feather

i keep it with my pens

i'm picky about shades of blue and green.

i don't like it when other people touch my guitars

to be bored is the worst torture in the world

bubbles are usually always a good thing

i can't tell the difference between a "good" wine and a "bad" wine

i always squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom

i've never used a coupon

i like the flavour "blue"

marbles in sunlight is my 1st memory

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