i think people with gaps between their 2 front teeth are sexy, like david letterman and sandra bernhard.
i have a thing about teeth. it's the 3rd thing i check on a person, 1st being the eyes, the 2nd being the shoes, 3rd is teeth, 4th is fingernails and hands.
you can know a lot about a person by observing these 4 things.
when i come my orgasms are white
my favourite flower are white peonies
i prefer roses to be yellow
lilacs make me sad but i adore them to pieces
i mark my life points by when i see the 1st dandelion, when i see the 1st robin, when i see the 1st monarch butterfly,
and when the smell of fall comes and the then the snow squeaks, although tho snow doesn't squeak much anymore
i find the sound of bowed cymbals to be the most unbearable noise in the entire universe, second only to leaf blowers and lawn mowers.
i don't find children singing to be particularily charming
i can't stand for anyone to watch me brush my teeth.
i hate when people "fake" being "into" a song by nodding their heads, whistling nervously to it, or drumming on things all of out of time with the song.
i hate saliva.
i love to burp but have never made an effort to burp on purpose.
i love pigeons and squirrels and i can't understand why some people don't
i run on solar power
i don't think i could eat a brain taco, but i might try.
i love black licorice altoids but cannot find them anymore.
i cannot stay in a place with bad lighting for a long period of time.
some rocks are friendlier than others
i broke a bone once
i like rust
i'm addicted to lip balm
i am a compulsive nose powderer
i can smell when people are depressed or angry or uptight.
i dislike wearing mascara
i would eat sushi every day if i could
there nothing finer than a nice pen except a good fried egg sandwhich
the beach boys are overrated
i don't get off on poetry much, but if i like it i really like it.
pumpkins are comforting
i love the smell of old houses
whenever i watch jesus christ superstar it makes me cry
i don't watch it often
i support the NRA
i only like telephones with rotary dials
i make the soup and the string
scissors are my friend
i love the pooka dog
if you try to tickle me i will punch you with all my might.
it's my natural reflex to do so.
if you continue to tickle me anyway, you will be on my bad side
i love the smell of limestone
i rarely ever do anything to intentionally piss anyone off
i have an eagle feather
i keep it with my pens
i'm picky about shades of blue and green.
i don't like it when other people touch my guitars
to be bored is the worst torture in the world
bubbles are usually always a good thing
i can't tell the difference between a "good" wine and a "bad" wine
i always squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom
i've never used a coupon
i like the flavour "blue"
marbles in sunlight is my 1st memory