sometimes, i have completely irreverent thoughts about exactly what went down during the birth of jesus. like...were there choirs of angels' songs bursing forth from her vagina? it seems like there should be, i mean, he IS the son of god, he needs a big entrance.

Wow I adore these lyrics. Absolutely adore them all-inclusively.

I want to hear them sung now. And the music driving.

Will I go inside & outside simultaneously like with Pissing In a River, or Dancing Barefoot, or U2's Gloria, or all of Beggars Banquet, or Talking Book, or Lord Would You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz?

I wonder & WILL find out. (I think I espied some links in a post just below? Tomorrow at work!)

(I knew Haysoos in the biblical sense, in a dream, the water our bed.)

I listen to anavoog.com all the time! You have some really great music.

I think we could do a mean duet. ^_^

i'm so glad i randomly stopped at a used cd store in some backwater new england town (as i was driving through five years ago heading for my sister's house) and randomly leafed through a box of cds, only to find anavoog.com mis-alphabetized.

please god is a great song on so many levels.

Exhibitionist is still one of my all time favorite songs. :) Thanks for sharing babe.

Thanks for posting this!

That's one of the reasons I love please god. Angels are horny fucks who go around plowing women all the time, giving birth to demi-gods to and fro, so why can't I have my own "Angel with benefits", right?

exactly!
and man, if i cannot even have THAT can i at LEAST have some new shoes or a round of ammunition?
i mean, i'm not asking for much here, god!

I don't know if you intended this in the song, but one of the reasons I like it is because parts of it seem like a parody of what so many people ask god for. (Like shoes and money and the election of a particular official.) Don't these people think that god, if he or she exists, has more important things to worry about than this person's bank account, or how many toys they have? What, is god their personal ATM machine or sugar daddy?

ah :)
yes it was meant , in a way that way.

but when i sing it i really meant it, literally.
like..geez, god, i've been put through all this hardship in my life, unimaginable torture and horror, so fuckin' a, would it be asking too much for just some SWAG here and there? once every decade?

i mean, hey god, would it trouble you THAT much, if you are god and all, to just give me a new pair of shoes if i am going to live in this hell on earth?

i'm not asking for peace on earth, or to meet my soul mate, or to win the lottery...

i'm just saying...could i get a decent fuck just ONCE? and if not that...could i at least have some money for new ammo for my gun so i can defend myself?

"..that is how the "virgin" mary got impregnated in the 1st place, according to many religions, etc."

Huh, I've never heard that. I had the impression that god just kind of touched her and "poof! pregnant," the way the last scion was impregnated in Dogma. However, when I was around 13 or 14, some woman in a grocery store parking lot gave me a book that said when humans had sex with angels, they gave birth to demonic giants, or something weird like that. There was more to it than that, but that (and the warning against gay cowboys) was one of the particularly memorable illustrations. Then she told me I should give myself to Jesus. If sex with just angels results in birthing demonic giant babies, why would I want to give myself to Jesus?

On a somewhat related note, ever since seeing Jesus Christ Superstar on VH1 as a child, I always thought he and Mary Magdalene should hook up.

Thanks so much for sharing the music. I had a very cruddy day and you completely turned it around. ::goes back to lurking::

according to the bible, it indeed does say that because of sex between angels and man a race of giants was created.
i don't know the exact passage, but it defintely refers to it.

Is that the Nephilim?

could be.
there is a whole "ranking system" according to that book.
seraphim...nephalim...la de da

god also has a sense of humor about the sea cucumber. not quite animal, not quite vegetable, looks a piece of poop that excretes, well...poop! :)

Thank you for all the effort you put into typing these. It's always good to have the lyrics on hand when you listen to a song -- it helps you avoid those embarrassing misunderstandings like Hendrix's " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy" and Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Swedish-a-hiker" and " there's a bathroom on the right" . ; )

I'm looking forward to your posting the rest of them.

I was just asking myself today, if you got written down your lyrics somewhere :-)
Fuckin' an angel or being fucked by one should definately give you a thunering orgasm.
That angles are able to have sex is easily proven. Lucifer is a fallen angel. An inccubus or succubus is a demon or the devil hiself having sex with you. Qed. :-)

Wow I LOVE your lyrics. I can't WAIT for you to be making music again. it's oooo lovely.

this has nothing to do with your above entry, but I thought you'd find this neat. vintage cartoons!

http://drawn.ca/2006/05/10/vintage-cartoon-round-up/

Sorry so random